dinglefore

when someone is not smart, or very slow. or when they dont get something very fast.

"that girl is such a DINGLEFORE, she didnt know what a dyke was!"

by andly August 23, 2007

dingleshard

A small piece of shit that hangs from your asshole while taking a shit, it can be held by hair or string but you usually must have to shake it or pull it off.

Fuck my life... I had to pull off a dingleshard earlier with my fingers it would not come loose.

by cjezioro September 15, 2010

Dinglefinger

When you grab a chicks ass and a finger gets to crack happy.

That chicks ass is so nice i wouldnt mind catching a dinglefinger...

by Cosh Jalkins March 7, 2011

dingledopper

Kate Middleton look-alike

My friend Malek looks like Kate's dingledopper

by diarina May 21, 2011

Dinglefoot

When you step in dog shit with your bare feet you have a case of the dinglefoot.

Oh damn that smells like dinglefoot.

by dingleheimer November 15, 2011

Dinglebeardies

Food that gets stuck on someones beard after eating. Also see dingleberries

"Did you see thise crumbs in that guys beard?"
"Yeah someone should give him some tissues for those dinglebeardies.."

by gtothedtothem November 21, 2011

dingleheist

The theft of dingleberries, to steal ones butt nuggets.

Dude, I took a dump earlier and wasn't sure the tp we had would work. Boy was I wrong, it was a complete dingleheist. It robbed my ass of its nuggets.

by jackjester666 October 15, 2013