Dave

Dave is that one person who would tell ones girlfriend that he wishes her boyfriend would get a prostate examination as he does not agree to anyone elses opinion.

Oh you see that guy? Thats Dave, I bet he's a creeper, really likes prostate examinations.

by JCykk July 26, 2022

Dave

Godlike... you will want to pounce on him!

Mom - 'are you meeting Dave tonight?'
Charl - 'yeah I'll be all over him like a tramp on chips!'

by beg4me August 4, 2022

Daving

An ugly looking fella who likes to push poo back into the elderly with his “Erected Penis” And then gets the pensioner to lick the faeces from his penis after it crusts and softens

“I caught my friend daving in the garden an elderly man”

by David10101 August 6, 2022

dave and jack

gay crayon men

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons

by skullshocker June 8, 2022

Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

by lengerzbro June 12, 2022

Dave

To evacuate a large amount of waste; to dump

I need to take a huge Dave

by Bildo June 15, 2022

Dave has had s just just

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I Dave has had s just just died.

by Deez nuts in your jaws August 13, 2022