Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

King of Cool

King of Cool, is the tag that the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley, gave to Dino Martin.

Elvis Presley once said, "I may be the King of Rock and Roll, but Dean Martin is the King of Cool."

by kentsmokerguy November 19, 2006

cool

awesome
something you say when there is nothing else to say

Joe: I just got a new puzzle.
~~silence~~
Joe: I just got a new puzzle.
Mary: cool

by mary is the coolest April 9, 2006

Cool Cucumber

When a guy starts gently kissing and licking at the top of a girls crack and slowly works his way up to the back of her neck. The girl will think he is being sweet and romantic, but his main objective is to wedge his pecker in between her butt cheeks.

Dude, last night I laid down the cool cucumber.

by Petey Jung June 18, 2009

cool

Christopher Walken.

"I've got a fever...and the only prescription for that fever...is more cowbell!"

by clint May 18, 2004

Cool Beans

The most amazing beans on planet Estupido. Once eayen, they bestow the eater with random super powers, which include but are not limited to flaming farts, sonicboom burps, dragon breath, and a smelly smokescreen. Some side effects may include: bloating, upset stomach, explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, or may cause gas to build up inside of your stomach that will eventually leed to you exploding like antimatter..... Bon Appetite

Rndm Guy: I just had some cool beans. everyone that heard that ran as far away from that guy as physically possible.

by Xero _ Manifest October 26, 2010

colossal

a really big cock

His colossal dick gets him all the ladies.

by NA$HA July 20, 2010