history of carrot

history of king william making carrots orange because in 1500 they were FUCKING purple or something.

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too, lets make them orange!

Fuck yeaaaaaa! History of carrot

by laclaclac February 4, 2025

history of carrot

King william hates purple karrots and made them orange.

Fuck yeeaaaa! history of carrot.

by laclaclac February 4, 2025

Einstein’s carrot

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!

by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025

Chicken Bunny Carrot

It’s when a chicken and a bunny and a carrot love each other very dearly so much so that the birds and the bees come for a visit and give them a chicken bunny carrot

I bought my friend Ellie a chicken bunny carrot for Easter

Lizzy search up chicken bunny carrot noises on YouTube

by The Elmo Crew April 4, 2025

Carolina cock carrot

The act of digging up a fresh carrot sticking it up your ass taking it out and making carrot cake with it

Hey Alex did you make that Carolina cock carrot the other day?!

by Kashass67 January 13, 2026

The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022

Broccoli, carrots and peas

Your side bitch or dude. They ain't your main there your side

you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas

by badder than Heman April 20, 2023