brown dawn

The need to excrete out of one's anus just after waking up in the morning. Normally preceded and followed by malodorous smells.

Esh: Mate, it's 7 am and the toilet stinks.

Axel: Sorry. It was a very brown dawn.

by Tom Sneddon June 3, 2013

brown jelly

Brown jelly is a cute way of saying shit!

"Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"

Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy

by Brown jelly mould January 9, 2014

Brown Arts

An array of sexual acts involving the anus; may include the manipulation or consumption of fecal matter

He and his partner attend fund-raisers for transgender singer-songwriters. At the after-parties they engage in buggery and finger-painting. They are dedicated patrons of the Brown Arts.

by jdubyadubya January 27, 2014

brown spotty

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.

I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!

by GiuElz July 20, 2014

Chastity Brown

A girl/woman, usually religious, who requests anal penetration in order to maintain her status as a "virgin".

Who says catholic girls don't put out? Most of them are Chastity Brown.
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by fuzzybunbun October 27, 2014

Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013

Brown Numbers

An instance where you metaphorically pull some figures out of your arse to needlessly quantify an argument, typically in the work place

"Let me run some brown numbers on that for you"

by anders limpar February 10, 2015