skank bagel

an insult used to define a vagina that is as wide as a bagel due to taking too many cocks

i fucked this chick last night who had a skank bagel between the legs

by oiayfhvuewqhfndsabcv67txz9yp8u January 10, 2012

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012

broken bagel

The art of possessing a massive penis and brutally destroying whatever it goes into. Also, if I break the bagel, u may also frost the bagel. Onion bagels r bonus points.

Short Sarah Breaks many many bagels. At once. Broken bagel

by Maxcbigbagels84479 January 11, 2014

everything bagel

Someone who is of mixed race, including part Jewish.

Juan's mother is 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Black, 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French. His father is Jewish. He's an everything bagel!

by NoGimmicks May 17, 2014

minnesota bagel

When a lonley man from minnesota puts a

bagel on his dick and rotates it in his spare time

I have nothing to do tinight so i might as well do a minnesota bagel

by michlovin July 21, 2015

stale bagel

Stale Bagel, A term given to a teenager who acts indifferent to their parents after getting into a relationship

"Hey wanna come watch a movie with me sport?"
"Whatever dad you know I have a date with Stacy."
"Oh lose the attitude and don't be a stale bagel."

by PolyesterCarbonite April 5, 2016

spaz badger

1. A person that is truly a fucking idiot.

"Mike, kick the ball you fucking spaz badger"

by Xx_Sniperpro_xX July 9, 2016