Bats

A grumpy old man who doesn’t like the modern generation and can be clever at times and dumb at others.

“Don’t let Bats chuck your phone in the fire!”
“No he is very grumpy”

by KingSamwich06 December 8, 2019

bedroom bats

When a naked man stretchs his scrotum, batwings like.

i went back to this man's place last night and he greated me with bedroom bats.

by -OB December 29, 2020

Pet Bat

A terrible Battledudes.io Player

Wow, Pet Bat is worse than Bots at BD!

by Goofy ahh stuedjasdf November 17, 2022

Fruit bat head

When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat

Hey fruit bat head!

by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022

Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

by bdo17 May 6, 2024

BATS

Big ass tits

Damn bro she got some BATS

by Crack rocks rock December 18, 2020

Ohio Bat & Cat Position

The sexual act of rescuing a hoe (paying her extra cash) and then holding both her ankles and dangling her upside down like a bat and forcing her to suck your dick until you spunk into her mouth, while she braids strands of your body hair into a tail to yank on.

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"

by i megum 6 June 20, 2024