policing sexuality

To tell someone who is straight (or LGBTQ+) that they are of a different sexuality. It is usually considered offensive and unacceptable. It's pretty much another way of putting someone. Common occurrences to happen are betting on sexuality and forcing someone to act (straight, gay, etc.)

"Regan is gay. I don't care if he says he's straight, he's gay, I can be in charge of policing sexuality if I want."

by RedithDuckith November 2, 2019

sexually equipped

Being in a state of Erection or as one would put it "wet" while have necessary tools to have sexual intercourse

My boyfriend came home sexually equipped with his piper and his skeet sheet prepared to smash

by Dis_Nigga October 19, 2015

Not-real-sexual

A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.

“Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”

by Avon128 December 28, 2020

Metro Sexual

Someone who's sexually straight but socially gay.

Richard Simmons is such a metro sexual with his getup and exercise routine.

by Asian Dude 428 June 10, 2021

Sexual Intercourse

Something your mom and dad did before they found out about you

In class we learned about sexual intercourse

by ThatAnielkaGurl May 18, 2023

Sexual empath

The nature of being open to forms of sexual fetishes although not having a specific fetish, but being turned on though the act of turning someone else on or them getting turned on

I’m not into leather but if wearing it gets you horny then as a sexual empath I’ll do it cause it’ll turn me on

by Wise old wolfie March 7, 2023

Dream Sexual

Dream sexual people are fatherless Neanderthals who believe a crush on a YouTuber they don’t even know anything about or what he even looks like is a sexuality. They are highly cancerous and should be avoided

They are “Dream sexual” they must have no father or bitches

by KpopStansAreSlutyRetards March 14, 2022