Ted locks

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.
by ZMoneyy February 09, 2024
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Stun Lock

When, during sex, as the male is about to blow his load, the woman pulls out a tazer and zaps the guy, forcing him to nut inside.
Male 1: Yo, how was your night with Becky?
Male 2: Uhh.. yeah it was good. Until she stun locked me.
Male 1: Damn, that sucks bro
by GlitchedHeathenVA February 08, 2025
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vendor lock-in

A common rent-seeking practice where vendors design structures and contracts to give them control of customer data and code.

The steps involved in vendor lock-in are:

1) Identify lower-IQ management to engage with

2) Insert clauses into contracts where vendor retains customer data and limit customer access

3) Insert clauses into contracts where code development commissioned by the customer is proprietary to the vendor

4) Say whatever is necessary to ensure customer is at ease with the clauses, but ensure no such record
5) Sell customer's own data back to them, piecemeal

6) Resell the output of the code each time it is run

7) Collect economic profits
Vendor Staff: "The regulators of First Common Bank found evidence of overcharging . First Common needs us to pull account numbers on which customers got hit. I wrote up the query and pulled the data while I was on the phone."

Vendor Mgnt: "That's great. Let's write up a Statement of Work detailing requirements. Put in a long time frame for delivery, like a month or two. We'll price at your annual salary so it looks like we did some math. What is it again, like $127,400?"

Vendor Staff: "We can't charge that."

Vendor Mgnt: "Yes we can. Where else are they getting the data? They don't have it. I personally negotiated the vendor lock-in."

Vendor Staff: "We charged them $127,400 last time."
by human-natured December 12, 2019
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open locks

To finally have an orgasm after waiting so long
Donna came by last night I got to finally open locks.
by Joey W June 25, 2019
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Locked on

Adj. (military slang) focused on a task or mission.

Possibly comes from when a fighter pilot has his target “locked on” before fired a rocket.
I’ve been slacking lately, I need to get locked on.

Nice game bro, you were really locked on.
by FilthyFeline May 16, 2025
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Hamburger Lock

When you’re quickly eating a hamburger and the bite pieces form together in your esophagus and lock up
Oh man, Rory was having bad hamburger lock, someone gave her the Heimlich maneuver
by Ohjeeez December 16, 2018
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O-lock

Where a guy can make a girl orgasm like she’s never felt before so he’s got her in an O-Lock where she’s now madly in love with him and will never leave him over fear of never being able to orgasm like that ever again
Friend 1: “yo bro are you not worried she’s gonna cheat on you?”

Friend 2: “nahhhh fam… I got her in the most secure O-Lock of the century
by TobygotmeinO-Lock November 15, 2023
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