retarded clump of gas

when you here the phrase, “ YOU RETARDED CLUMP OF GAS” , they are telling you that you are being annoying, or did something stupid.

“pick up those pretzels you retarded clump of gas “

by xoxoxbitchass January 10, 2019

HUM GA CHAN

A common curse world in Hong Kong. It usually means the receiving person’s whole family will die.
Also can be used to express anger and frustration.

Diu le lo mo （fuck your mother) hum ga chan ( your whole family should die)
-Average Hong Konger after losing a match of Majiang.

by Niubge69 November 16, 2022

Rusty gas pipe

When you're having sex with a girl and she starts her period so you put your penis in her anus instead.

She was on her period so I gave her the rusty gas pipe.

by Uncle rectum May 1, 2020

Albanian gas pedal

Where you shit on a girl’s pussy/asshole and then press your foot into it as if it were a gas pedal and try to get the shit inside

David: How was last night?
Jeremy: It was absolutely insane, I gave Emma a Albanian gas pedal
David: Jesus that’s disgusting

by Ekdjenendnsjsj July 31, 2023

louisiana gas mask

When two people are taking a shower together and one of them takes a shower cap and fart's into it and put it over the other persons face

Bro i got the gas *pulls louisiana gas mask over face*

by Child beater 69 May 16, 2018

Syrian Gas Mask

Syrian Gas Mask is the sex act where the male covers his partners mouth with his testicles and farts directly into his partner’s nose.

Rick: Dude I ate some really spicy tacos.
Mark: You should definitely give your girl a Syrian Gas Mask tonight

by YOUR NEW BAÊ August 14, 2019

atomic ass gas

the worst smelling fart know to man that burns your ass hole

I no longer have any nose hairs left due to your atomic ass gas.

by itsme1978 October 21, 2013