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linky

- Someone who is very social, friendly, and oftentimes, popular. Someone who knows the best places to do the best things

- A situation that is very social, fun, and/or exclusive and hard to participate in. Used to describe experiences that you are unlikely to forget, or experiences where you met a lot of people you want to see again
I'm always seeing Eric Adams popping bottles at Casa Cipriani -- why is he so linky?

Last night was so linky that I'm considering moving to Miami.
by thegagofitall May 15, 2024
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Linkmer

Linktator of the Linkovernment Linkion
Linkmer lures the poor and innocent into his lynkstopian lounktry, known as "Linkmers Server" with false promises of lweenkly uploads, forcing them to bow down to him and bend to his will like the cruel linktator he is, silencing those that speak out against his linkranny. Promoting those that lornkship him the best to "Peace Officers", allowing them to abuse the citizens of the linkommunity
Person 1: All hail Linkmer
Person 2: All hail Linkmer
Person 3:All hail Linkmer
Person 4: All hail Linkmer
Person 5: All hail Linkmer
Person 6: All hail Linkmer
Person 7: All hail Linkmer
Person 8: I refuse
Peace Officer: Stop resisting
by tenzla June 24, 2024
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Linkedinpoop

a self proclaimed expert that obsessively shares and posts opinion on linked in posts for recognition and notoriety
who is this guy kevin responding to all the fortune 500 posts? He is such a linkedinpoop
by jeffeblanco November 27, 2024
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linkman

someone who meets up with alot of people
"did you see grace with billy?"
"Yeah man shes a total linkman!"
by Chibby.8391 December 8, 2024
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Linkedfluencer Postasturbation

A term I invented today for LinkedIn Influencers who like and comment on their own stuff to get traction, handing themselves a virtual "finger bang" or "tug tug", instead of waiting for the engagement pod they are in to rally together and do it for them..
Noticed Karen on LinkedIn today, partaking in a bit of Linkedfluencer Postasturbation to boost her posts by liking it herself, and talking to herself on it from another profile to boost engagement.
by Shields Recruits January 9, 2025
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Linkgating

When a media or social media page hide valuable information behind a link. Unlike clickbait, this information is typically important and valid. They aren’t happy enough with you engaging with the post. They also want you clicking the link and scrolling through the ads to find the info.

A specific form of gatekeeping.
The post says, “USDA has recalled this produce from all grocery stores.” I wish they didn’t linkgate, and just told us the item

That page is Linkgating, by only saying “Children being serious hurt by this new trend”
by Booger13 February 4, 2026
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LinkedIn Apology

A corporate apology following a backlash against an unpopular policy, devoid of any sincerity or contrition, and usually couched in PR language i.e. "We're so sorry if we upset anyone, this was never our intention and we strive to build the best brand for our customers"

These apologies are usually found on LinkedIn, and are primarily a tool to appeal to investors rather than customers, and the term can be used more broadly to call out any fake/insincere apology.
Tina: Did Brad ever apologise for ruining over that minor league mascot during last week's charity 10k?

Sam: not really, he just posted a 'LinkedIn apology' on his socials saying he was sorry if anyone was upset by his actions, and he'll take some time to reflect before deciding whether to crash his car onto an athletics field again.
by EdgarLongstaff March 17, 2026
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