Windows

the fucking worst operating system ever made

Windows sucks macintosh dick
macintosh dick is big
bill gates is an moron

by pedroski April 2, 2007

windows

A popular operating system that is hated by Linux geeks because, despite their large numbers and the years they collectively spend working on their "alternative" software, they lack the mental capacity to create an OS that rivals what one nerd threw together within a few weeks from various sources in his garage.

Note: Geeks are mentally-ill people who contribute absolutely nothing to the advancement of the human species. Geeks try desparately to imitate the nerds, who are the REAL inventors and/or contributors of technology.

Note: Bill Gates is a nerd.

Hey Linux fans. Where the Hell is that Windows-killer you promised us in 1999 and 2001 and 2004? Oh I forgot that you faggots are too busy fighting amongst yourselves over who can type the most redundant "l337" code. Just don't forget that Gates is still whooping your asses.

by penguins taste like duck when well roasted June 12, 2004

window licker

a retarded reatrd who licks windows on the happy bus....

"i like horses...i love them....lick,lick,lick...hmmmm...this window is getting very clean?????"

by jessifa May 24, 2004

windoze user

Not to be confused with a Windows User or Windoze Luser, this is a person who uses Microsoft Windoze and has very little idea of what's going on with his computer. Has one of many characteristics (not an exhaustive list):

1. Total reliance on Daddy for anything technology related. (See Princess)
2. Obnoxious posts in help forums. (See example)
3. Inability to admit the existance/grooviness of other operating systems.
4. Dislike of learning or anything new, especially compiling.
5. Can't/Won't fix anything.
6. Starts Flamewars over piddly things.
7. Uses AOL.
8. Unwilling/Unable to use proper grammar or spelling.

1. Techie: What operating system do you have?
Windoze user: I don't know, daddy got it for me.

2. Thread Topic: Help ME PLZZ!!!!!!
yesterday my computer stoped i dont know how to fiks it i use itunes i have a paper do tomorow and if i dont do it i will CRY!!!!!! help me plz!!!!!!!

3. You use Linux? Nobody uses Linux! You Suck!

4. Edit a makefile? I never had to do that before!

5. (See example 2)

6. xchat Sucks!!!! LiNuX SuXz0rZ!!!!!!!!!!!

7. (See example 2)

8. (See example 2)

--Windoze User

by KD5PBO July 28, 2008

window licker

a mentally retarded short bus patron

dude, he's a total window licker!

by babynuts0 September 22, 2007

windows

A series of Operating Systems (OS) created by Microsoft running from Windows 96 to the current incarnation Windows Vista. A little known fact about Windows (and Microsoft programs in general) is that you should wait 2-8 weeks before buying or installing it so that the company can work out the inevitable bugs.

While Windows systems are presumed to fail, this is mostly due to idiots who don't read up on a system before installing it.

I've used Windows since I was a kid and it's never failed me before.

Windows and Mac OS both have bugs, but at least on a pc it's an entirely dyi fix.

by a#dominant January 6, 2008

Window Shopping

A person looking at any reflective surface and they are checking their own reflection, not actually looking at merchandise.

She was a narcissist; she'd be window shopping the whole length of the block, checking her hair as often as she blinked.

by CMNF September 13, 2011