dunk the clown

name of a carnival game co-opted as secret code used by closet homosexual Mormons to describe their desire to insert their penis in anuses

"I'd really like to find 'dunk the clown'"

by dudebrah January 28, 2009

clown stabbers

A bull's horns;
Origin: The rodeo, where clowns are used to distract bulls so the riders can dismount safely.

Look at the clown stabbers on that rank bull! They better git outta the way!

by Yolanda Vega August 22, 2003

[ass clown]

1. A complete retard who has a blatant disregard to how horible he treats his friends and thinks he's all that when he's truly not.

2. Someone who actually talks to his own ass in public.

3. George W. Bush

There is a guy in class who acts like he's cool, but in reality is an ass clown.

Many people are disgusted with someone acting as an ass clown.

Who would ever though that this ass clown would be our next president?

by Nyama January 20, 2009

Brown Clown

The little smudge of poopis lodged in the butthole after a fecal expulsion. The leftovers that toilet paper is just not able to wipe away, no matter how many times you wipe. Even with moistened TP.

I wiped and wiped but still couldn't dislodge that brown clown from my o-ring!

by LBo979 March 11, 2009

Clown rape

The act done by Scott... a kid i know... cause... its hilarious to rape clowns

dude... did you see that clown rape last night?

by Stephan February 26, 2005

sad clown

*Sad clown* is an adjective I use when something doesn't go my way or I hear something sad. Nothing sadder then a sad clown.

When I saw the little boys stepping on a half dead bird after school one day, all I could say was, "O, sad clown."

by Foxy March 25, 2004

down the clown

Deepthroat

John: yeah bro, she said that she would down the clown tonight!
Brandon: woah dude that's intense!

by Thelamppost April 11, 2016