spoon

a curvy and round knife

i still think spoons are curvy im not gonna make it flat it is good to use for cereal

by i actually like green not blue July 2, 2020

Spoon

A person who is so annoying/dumb that it's hard to understand how long they have lasted on this planet.

Sarah: I just ate a metal shard
Bob: You're so dumb, you're a spoon.

by NotHarold May 9, 2015

Get a spoon

So you can get my ass

Person 1: “Did you hear Biden won the presidency?”
Person 2: “go get a spoon”

by Sinofwrath7ds January 19, 2024

Rusty spoon

Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.

Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.

by Ozmundo October 5, 2021

lemon spoon

when someone pinches your butthole

dude she just lemon spooned me

by xsleepyz December 16, 2022

a spoon in a glass of water

An exclamation showing one’s dislike for food photos.

I showed Stephen a spoon in a glass of water when he kept sending me food photos. He stopped soon after!

by megan11000 March 12, 2021

ignorant spoon

a shovel or a spoon that basically does nothing

hay man go grab me that ignorant spoon!

by btwig95 July 14, 2020