An elective state of deep sleep, caused by an individual’s unquestionable belief in their Government’s response to the Covid-19 scam beginning early 2020.
When a person is in a Covid Coma, nothing can wake them up. Attempts to do so usually involve presenting the patient with hard evidence which exposes the truth behind the Government’s Covid-19 response, as well as evidence of corrupt and dishonest behaviour perpetrated by the Government and it’s bodies, the media and private medical corporations.
A Covid Coma patient will point blank refuse to believe that any corrupt dealings, illegal behaviour or criminal offences have been committed by the above mentioned, instead preferring to remain in their state of prolonged unconsciousness and believe whatever other lies the Government cook up to continue on with their elaborate scam.
A person in Covid Coma will also experience severe naivety, believing all the lies which have been fed to the masses since early 2020, despite the rules based on “expert medical advice” changing as often as every 12 hours or so.
One must exercise care when attempting to wake up an individual who is in a Covid Coma, as patients usually react angrily when offered treatment, as if to say “can’t you see that I’m trying to sleep?”
When a person is in a Covid Coma, nothing can wake them up. Attempts to do so usually involve presenting the patient with hard evidence which exposes the truth behind the Government’s Covid-19 response, as well as evidence of corrupt and dishonest behaviour perpetrated by the Government and it’s bodies, the media and private medical corporations.
A Covid Coma patient will point blank refuse to believe that any corrupt dealings, illegal behaviour or criminal offences have been committed by the above mentioned, instead preferring to remain in their state of prolonged unconsciousness and believe whatever other lies the Government cook up to continue on with their elaborate scam.
A person in Covid Coma will also experience severe naivety, believing all the lies which have been fed to the masses since early 2020, despite the rules based on “expert medical advice” changing as often as every 12 hours or so.
One must exercise care when attempting to wake up an individual who is in a Covid Coma, as patients usually react angrily when offered treatment, as if to say “can’t you see that I’m trying to sleep?”
“Oi check this out, an independent Japanese vaccine research organisation have found that all Covid-19 mRNA vaccines are unsafe and should not be administered to anyone, let alone under a Government mandate. They say that a healthy person’s immune system is more than capable of fighting off Wu Flu, so why are the Government recommending booster number four instead of promoting a healthy diet and exercise?”
Covid Coma Patient: “Where did you read that?? What’s your source?? You’re not a doctor or epidemiologist, what if your grandma got covid and DIED?? Just because you watch conspiracy videos on YouTube doesn’t give you the right to spread misinformation! How hard is it to just shut up and get the jab??”
“Yeah okay, keep us all sick I guess”
Covid Coma Patient: “Where did you read that?? What’s your source?? You’re not a doctor or epidemiologist, what if your grandma got covid and DIED?? Just because you watch conspiracy videos on YouTube doesn’t give you the right to spread misinformation! How hard is it to just shut up and get the jab??”
“Yeah okay, keep us all sick I guess”
by UncleGreeny April 12, 2022
Get the Covid Comamug. Griselda struggle greatly during most of 2020. Due to her strong desire to see and be seen, she found it incredibly difficult to COVID-hav.
by Slamb Doctor November 18, 2020
Get the COVID-havmug. The effect where pre-COVID era felt like a mere dream (or a trailer for our current life), as we're now 4 years into post-COVID era (as of 2026)
Ever since the pandemic, my memories from before COVID-19 pandemic feel like a distant memory, almost like a dream; I guess I’m experiencing that pre-COVID dream effect.
by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025
Get the pre-COVID dream effectmug. Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020
Get the Covid Squirtmug. by Jumpinjaxx7 March 9, 2021
Get the Covid Tanmug. by DeadBread September 12, 2020
Get the Covid kidmug. When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact
I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day
by Sister Wives February 26, 2021
Get the Covid daymug.