Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016

Baja blast

The act of firehose spraying a person in the face with semen from your penis, while either on a beach in the Baja region of California or after eating a Baja Burrito

After I was done surfing I went back to shore to give my girl a Baja blast

by The Baja blaster (Kensei) May 7, 2021

finger blasting

when your fingers are bigger than your penis

“wow dave did you put your penis inside her?” “no man she said it was too small so I was stuck finger blasting her instead”

by heiwhduxhehw May 15, 2018

HA-blast

a ha-blast or HA-blast (if accented) is a quick flurry of H's and A's to express laughter via netmeeting. Occurs mostly while at work to limit the time the chat window is open and limiting the chance of getting busted by the boss.

Based on the concept of a single stroke blast-beat.

anon: oh man, that hurt!
me: HAHAHAHA

also can be used in place of HA's
e.g.

anon: I just got busted by the boss
me: <HA-blast>

by MeerkatBikinis April 17, 2011

Flame blasted

Someone trying to steal your argument and trying to make it their argument while knowing they are in the wrong

She totally flame blasted me. She knew it was her fault during the whole argumemt

by Flame maker July 3, 2023

Blast Blocker

A individual whom perpetuates the blocking of one’s blast, often in a social setting. A blast blocker know not what they do or not what they are until either exposed by a third party or having epiphany during one’s quest to find them self.

Ryan: “What’s a blast blocker?”
Everyone: “You know the rules”

Example 2: You could be at a office meeting, party, social gathering or even a bat mitzvah

Ryan: *steeles one’s jest*
Everyone: “RYAN, stop blocking they blast”

by crossyroadpro123 January 21, 2024

Ass blast

My favorite type of sushi at McDonald’s

I love the ass blast what about you

by K0nrad January 26, 2020