Someone who thinks and pretends they are someone or somethings #1 fan, but really, they know nothing about it/them except basic knowledge.
Alexa: "OMG I love Selena Gomez! I swear, I'm her biggest fan!"
Me: "Really what is your favorite song?"
Alexa: "Back To You is my fave!"
Me: "Oh really? My fave is Sad Serenade."
Alexa: "Oh I don't know that one. I just know what is on the radio."
Me thinking to myself: "Wow she's such a fake fan, she barely knows any Selena Gomez songs."
Me: "Really what is your favorite song?"
Alexa: "Back To You is my fave!"
Me: "Oh really? My fave is Sad Serenade."
Alexa: "Oh I don't know that one. I just know what is on the radio."
Me thinking to myself: "Wow she's such a fake fan, she barely knows any Selena Gomez songs."
by avaroth February 28, 2019
Get the Fake Fanmug. One who pretends to be slightly psychotic for some percieved advantage from others.
Symptoms of "Fake Flakeyness" include buying mugs or signs to hang in their place of work with "You don't have to be mad here, but it helps" written on them, saying such things as "I'm mad me", "I'm gonna kill everyone someday", pretending to develop an interest in Hentai or bad slasher movies and also pretending to find random and sometimes controversial subjects hilariously funny. Such as cancer.
This behaviour is highly irritating to people who know the person, as they know that he\she is not actually in any way mentally ill.
This behaviour is also irritating to people who do not know the person, as they will at the very least be wary of such a person.
Symptoms of "Fake Flakeyness" include buying mugs or signs to hang in their place of work with "You don't have to be mad here, but it helps" written on them, saying such things as "I'm mad me", "I'm gonna kill everyone someday", pretending to develop an interest in Hentai or bad slasher movies and also pretending to find random and sometimes controversial subjects hilariously funny. Such as cancer.
This behaviour is highly irritating to people who know the person, as they know that he\she is not actually in any way mentally ill.
This behaviour is also irritating to people who do not know the person, as they will at the very least be wary of such a person.
"Did you hear? Darius threatened to kill everyone again."
"Man, he is such a fake flakey, no wonder people tend to avoid him."
Many wannabe Goths and Emo kids tend towards Fake Flakey behaviour.
"Man, he is such a fake flakey, no wonder people tend to avoid him."
Many wannabe Goths and Emo kids tend towards Fake Flakey behaviour.
by Aedwynn November 3, 2005
Get the Fake Flakeymug. by jed white February 25, 2005
Get the fake hippiemug. by Beccii June 30, 2007
Get the Fake Conversemug. Fake blonde refers to a woman whom natural hair color is not blonde. But she dyed her hair to blond in order to attract more males.
"Fake is always fake, you fake blond can never be a pricess!"
"I'm sure I'm better than you, at least I'm a dirty blond, but you're a fucking Black!"
"I'm sure I'm better than you, at least I'm a dirty blond, but you're a fucking Black!"
by Fake blond March 20, 2009
Get the Fake blondmug. One would think that human beings might except the fact that we inevitability lose hair. However, some have gone to unforseen lengths to apply many forms of Fake Hair to their head. By means of removal of the pubical hair and tape-ape to the head, maybe. But one thing is for sure: It's a sick world out there, kiddo.
Man: Honey, have you seen my Fake Hair spray can??
Woman: Yes dear, it is beside the Anal Lubricant. Top Shelf.
Woman: Yes dear, it is beside the Anal Lubricant. Top Shelf.
by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006
Get the Fake Hairmug. a fake nigga is where they fuck every girl they see and cheat on that girl all the time with a many girls
by kober624 January 14, 2018
Get the a fake niggamug.