cat gangs

It’s a gang for cats that do all sorts of things like play poker smoke cigars play pool and darts in their club house some of them wear fedoras and they like drinking whiskey they tend to be quite troublesome for the cat police

Cat 1 : bruh you don’t wanna mess with him

Cat 2 : why bruh

Cat 1 : he’s in a cat gang bruh

Cat 1 : and you know what they do in cat gangs bruh...

by InsovietRussiacatsareingangs January 2, 2019

quarantine cat

cats that were adopted during quarantine

Everyone is getting quarantine cats while stuck at home. Some worry what will happen to these cats after quarantine.

by wofew August 24, 2020

Barnyard cat

someone with no sense of direction.

hey this guy must be a barnyard cat, we circled this joint ten times now.

by Big Jargon July 6, 2010

Lola the cat

Lola the cat is a cat named Lola that is a female and has other-worldly powers that include meowing, scratching, and climbing an Xbox mini fridge . She supports everyone and anyone. Lola can be a cowboy too. Lola appreciates you for reading this

p1: hey dude have you seen the cowboy cat
p2 : oh yeah Lola the cat is my idle

by Realdavid123 October 20, 2022

Cat hiss

When one squats down and let’s a soft slow hissing fart out.

I just cat hissed next to that person

by Beanasour February 18, 2019

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments June 1, 2018

cat apnea

Cat apnea is a common disorder in which the sufferer experiences one or more (usually more) pauses in sleep due to the sufferer's bed being covered in cats. Pauses can last from a few seconds to minutes at a time. Sufferers may find that despite having a full night's sleep, they wake up consistently tired.

"Dude, I can barely stay awake today. My cat apnea is killing me."

by rhondaperky May 16, 2015