A noun describing the strange pseudo goth/weeb/cosplayer/borderline bdsm hybrids (often in high-school) who amass in the stair-wells in abnormally high numbers. Stair trolls tend to wear things like cat-ears, tails, fingerless gloves, and overly large sweaters that go past their fingers. In addition to these items, they are often toe-walkers, or wear animal slippers, simulating pawed animal feet.
In essence, a stair troll is a pseudo weeb/cosplayer/goth/bdsm individual, confined within a tight social space where they feel outcasted, and herd together in reclusive areas, where they may find strength in numbers.
They are sometimes seen with hideous piercings, exotic hair colors, and foul attitudes.
Nobody knows where the stair troll comes from, and they are theorized to reproduce asexually, During lunch, they do not eat at tables, and instead are found in random locations around the cafeteria. Stair trolls never make eye contact, and cannot function without their posse. When addressed by a normal person they typically respond by hissing loudly.
In essence, a stair troll is a pseudo weeb/cosplayer/goth/bdsm individual, confined within a tight social space where they feel outcasted, and herd together in reclusive areas, where they may find strength in numbers.
They are sometimes seen with hideous piercings, exotic hair colors, and foul attitudes.
Nobody knows where the stair troll comes from, and they are theorized to reproduce asexually, During lunch, they do not eat at tables, and instead are found in random locations around the cafeteria. Stair trolls never make eye contact, and cannot function without their posse. When addressed by a normal person they typically respond by hissing loudly.
Joel: Bruh those BDSM weebs at the stair-well just threw away all of their food. Nobody ate anything. When I tried to approach them they made crazy animal sounds and crawled away and started licking their paws.
Andrew: Didn’t you read the damn sign dude? Don’t approach the stair trolls.
Andrew: Didn’t you read the damn sign dude? Don’t approach the stair trolls.
by mooosinb July 3, 2019
Get the Stair Trollmug. adj often executed by the notrious /b/ community/4chan'ers alike (though definitely not limited to), it is when a group of people take over a online thread using fake/temporary user names/accounts and create inflamatory posts for the purposes of eliciting anger for their own amusement.
CNN had posted a controversial article but their comment thread was troll jacked by 4chan'ers with statements that made people angry and uncomfortable.
by xblindx September 2, 2010
Get the troll jackedmug. The part of your brain that likes to remind you of all the bad/embarrassing things you've ever done to ruin your, otherwise pleasant, day. He's the little asshole that you try and keep locked in a cave, but jumps out when you're not paying attention and tortures you with your own stupid memories...like an asshole. Asshole!
I was trying to go to sleep, but my anxiety troll got out of his cave and I was up all night thinking about that time I made my mom cry when I was ten.
by Anxiety Troll June 7, 2017
Get the anxiety trollmug. by PR09! August 20, 2012
Get the Trolling the Lizardmug. by Tom Slagmore March 14, 2018
Get the Troll Donkeymug. A man who sends to many nudes to women. He does this without the girl either sending him nudes or asking for nudes. This person usually has a small penis and try's to feel confident about it by sending it around. Even thought the girls are never impressed by his pin dick.
by Finchy01 October 14, 2017
Get the sex trollmug. A Juggalette form of cock tease. A Lette that is probably only down because her last boyfriend of 4 months was a Juggalo. Someone who has no concept of the word Juggalette, but claims to be one just to get attention from Juggalos.
by LetteWitBrainz December 8, 2011
Get the Lo Trollmug.