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surprise prostate exam

When yo girl surprises u with a surprise prostate exam listening to Owl City.
MR CLEAN, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! HES FINNA GIVE U A SURPRISE PROSTATE EXAM1!1!1!1
by Dabdabdabdabdab August 28, 2017
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Surprise Communism

Drop the weapon!!! ... So that we can do the terrorist attack together.(An act of surprise Communism)
by Surprise Communism July 28, 2019
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barf surprise

A cuncoction of mustard, peanut m&m's, chocolate chip cookies, and water.
by Paula & Christina. January 14, 2007
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manhunt surprise

When u drill a girl hard until she's ready to cum- you pull out and her hole remains gaping - and you stick your tounge way in there as far as you can to receive her gush of cream goodness.
Tom received a warm mouthful from lauren when he gave her a manhunt surprise during there one night stand in the back seat of his 69 cutless.
by CarlettoLam May 19, 2010
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Topeka Surprise

Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.
I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".
by thatsjustwrong July 30, 2010
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Norwegian Surprise

When someone scrunches his or her penis inside itself to the point of being enveloped by the scrotum. Then proceeds to let go of said package causing the turtle to slowly come out of its shell.
Guy: Hey! Check out my Norwegian Surprise!!

Girl: Ewwwwww!
by DeathItsAComin' January 14, 2014
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tinder surprise

finding a match on the fore mentioned dating site and arranging a date only to discover the person looks nothing like their profile picture and you feel a tad cheated
" bloody hell what a right tinder surprise i had there :O she had hands like chip shovels "
by pethead March 31, 2016
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