frumpy and stumpy

When you meet a lovely woman and you go on a nice long walk on a lovely seaside beach (as opposed to a landside one) and then you take her home, and have a lovely time.

"Yeah, I got frumpy and stumpy with Maria last night, and it got totally frumped and stumped" - Jesus

by geronie April 6, 2022

shiitake mushroom stamp

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

by Tcwilly July 30, 2022

Fishing for stamps

Fishing for stamps is slang for living off of government welfare, in Canada's eastern provinces, fisherman fish for four months of the year, and for the other eight months, they live off welfare because they don't know how to provide for their families otherwise.

Now that lobster season was over Bill and John would be fishing for stamps to provide income for their families

by Fake Jerk El September 30, 2022

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

Bison shit Stampede

A Bison shit Stampede is what results when someone goes to a Buffalo Wild Wings and becomes adventurous with the spicier sauce on the wing menu. Unless equipped with bowels of steel, the result is a rush to the bathroom. Followed by a "stampede" of shit, usually in liquid form.

"John tried the 'wild' sauce. Judging by the screaming coming from the bathroom? He's probably in the middle of a Bison shit Stampede."

by J-Stin June 26, 2023

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

Ren and Stimpy

Two cartoon animals who do funny shit together, Ren is a chihuahua and Stimpy a manx cat.

Guy 1: I hate Ren and Stimpy.
Guy 2: FUCK YOU!
Guy 1: I meant the TNN ones.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, i agree with you.

by BobBobBruh March 26, 2024