Pop smoke 

1) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).

2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.

2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).

3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.

After Tyler banged that fat chick he picked up at the bar, then he popped smoke and got the fuck out of there before she stopped jiggling.

Pop smoke by Jimboozie May 6, 2004

smokeaholic 

someone who excessively smokes tobacco , weed , opium or any other substance that can be smoked . A true smokeaholic ,if in desperate need, will usually pick up a previously , half smoked cigarette ( commonly referred to as a short ) off the ground and smoke it, regardless of the cigarettes apperance or possible diseases you could recieve from doing so. Most Smokeaholic's smell like ashtraysand are not limited to smoking all of the following; cigarettes , cloves , blunts , crack , cigaweed, and other various plant leaves if attempting to survive.

" Man , my dad is a smokeaholic , he will smoke anything! "

" Damn , girl . You are smoking all the damn time! Your'e a fucking smokeaholic."

" Damn man! You are always high ! Freakin smokeaholic!"

smokeaholic by mrknowitallagain March 13, 2009

i smoke rocks 

The use of crack or the showing of over excitment.

"i smoke rocks..i slam dope"

i smoke rocks by Brian Fox January 8, 2008

smoke that kush 

smoking weed
it's in a lil wayne song.

dood. lets go smoke that kush.

smoke that kush by SASHAA<3 December 20, 2007

SMOKE WHORE 

A PERSON WHO CHAIN SMOKES CIGARETTES LIKE A CRACK WHORE SUCKS DICK. A PERSON WHO WILL SMOKE A HALFY OUT OF SOMEONE ELSES ASHTRAY.

JESSICA STARTED SHAKING LIKE SHE HAD PARKINSONS CAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE A CIGARETTE. SHE IS SUCH A SMOKE WHORE.

SMOKE WHORE by GHOSTCELL February 18, 2009

smoke stack 

A sexual act in which the participating female rips a fat bong, holds in the smoke, and performs oral sex while the smoke pours out of her mouth. In some cases, violent anal sex is had afterwords. This is sometimes followed by a mean batch of Denny's pancakes. Word.

Yo get this shit. Last night, I had my girl rip a bong of some OG Kush and she gave me a smoke stack!

smoke stack by YoungbloodHU October 18, 2010

Ninja Smoke 

To fart into your hand and hold it there. Then take the hand of fart air and throw it at your friend at close range while yelling "NINJA SMOKE!"

Ray just ninja smoked me on the way to class. It smelled like rank moose anus!

Ninja Smoke by Russ Conrad July 20, 2008