Butler Band Syndrome 

When a large group of people, usually trying to move in an orderly fashion, compress and expand repeatedly, in an accordion-like motion. Can commonly be seen taking place with groups during parades.

This parade is great, but I think all the groups have Butler Band Syndrome... I'm getting dizzy from watching it!

Butler Band Syndrome by Someone-New9275w October 23, 2011

Hindermen's Drop Syndrome

A medical condition mostly prominent in the elderly community in which a large flatulence is expelled so violently the victim loses their footing and fall over as a side effect.

They lady who fell over at the line in Luby's to first responders that she has Hindermen's Drop Syndrome as a pre-existing condition.

Hindermen's Drop Syndrome by Dick Whispers222 July 28, 2011

Dave Angus Syndrome 

"Dave Angus Syndrome" is when a man develops a full pair of breasts often referred to as "moobs" or "Davangus Moobaloids". The condition is more common amongst gingers, and usually brings on bouts of denial, with most sufferers claiming to have "pecs" due to all the "pumping iron"

"Man I woke up this morning with a couple of DD's"

"Damn, I think you must have Dave Angus Syndrome"

Dave Angus Syndrome by Jarmeister November 28, 2011

Pelvic Thrust Syndrome 

The phenomenon of the pelvic area suddenly becoming it's own being and thrusting towards an extremely hot person.

Friend 1- Dude, look at that guy, he's SO hot!
Friend 2- I know! Uh oh, I think I'm getting the Pelvic Thrust Syndrome!

Friend 1- Oh no! Restrain yourself!
Friend 2- It's too late! HELP!

Pelvic Thrust Syndrome by momma123 December 1, 2011

shiny upperclassmen syndrome 

When a boy becomes more appealing to a girl simply because he is older than her, specifically if he is an upperclassman (junior or senior in high school). It seems many younger girls are drawn to older guys for this reason, even if he doesn't really have much else going for him. For girls, dating up is somewhat prestigious.
I suppose this could also apply in college, but I have not yet come across that scenario.

"Why does she even like him? He isn't very cute and his personality is just so-so..."

"She must have shiny upperclassmen syndrome."

shiny upperclassmen syndrome by apersonfromnova January 11, 2012

Cranial-phallus Syndrome 

When a person is known for being a Dick-Head, They must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome.

Cranium -> Head

Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.

Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.

Person 1: Ya' know? That guy's a real Dick-Head!

Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!

Cranial-phallus Syndrome by Porkins. March 26, 2012

Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS) 

It's when someone famous dies all the fake fans come out and say they cared so much about the dead person but everyone knows they didn't. Also when you see someone wearing a shirt of the dead person only after they died and wouldn't have it if the person was still alive.

Idiot: OMG I cant believe that persons dead, I loved all of their work and it was soo inspiring.

Guy: bull shit you did, you just have Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS). How did you feel about that person last week.
Idiot:...idk

Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS) by Psyco6 April 5, 2012