shorterscrustysweatyfeet

a user on tiktok who is simply amazing, outstanding, and is my moot 🤪 literally the best human ever

Dude 1: Omg, u follow shorterscrustysweatyfeet?
Dude 2: yea ofc!!
Dude 3: omg, they’re the best user ever ur so cool 😎

by magnoqlia July 1, 2021

Short clive

The phrase short clive is used to describe how short and strange someone is

Person 1:oh its annoying i am such a short clive
Person2: yes, you are hehehe but dont worry its okay
Person1: oh thank you that is so kind

by The_m0squito_slayer August 21, 2021

Short

HeroDarkXx is as small as a needle.

"Wow Tru! You're short!"
"No, no, Hero's short!"

by hgjkfhgjk January 14, 2022

Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby

Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

Short Range Fucker

A short range fucker is a shotgun you will find only in desert trench warfare.

Do not mix this with a long range fucker.

"Grab the short range fucker, they are closing in" - Sammar Al-Hayed, the famous Islamic comedian

by PyroC February 28, 2022

short alex

aka no life discord mod neigh neigh grass eating headass horse looking bitch. zero hoes looking bitch. get zero play bitch. You'll always be taller then that water bottle boy

IQ level; 2.1

average person: omg look!! your taller than short alex!

sigma: Its not that hard yk

by Short Alex March 11, 2022

short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022