Eagle Sneeze

Putting your arms crossed over your face and sneezing. Extra points if you flap your arms during the sneeze.

Example:

Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!

-watches the sneeze-

John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.

Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!

by Fumo November 23, 2010

elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.

Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"

by HosMan61 September 24, 2011

half-sneezer

noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.

Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!

by archangel77777 October 5, 2011

Pug Sneeze

Noun: The act of ejaculating in a person's ass. The receiving person then places their anus close to the other person's face as possible and farts. The effect is very similar to when a pug sneezes in your face.

Dude, that girl from class totally pug sneezed all over me last night.

by PuggyCook February 14, 2013

Jelly Sneeze

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.

Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"

by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013

fart sneeze

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.

So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.

by EZD May 1, 2015

Dip sneeze

A squeaky muffled sneeze developed by your most seasoned dippers to avoid a nose full of burning wintergreen

Mike: *squeak*
Tbls: "What a bitch sneeze"
Mike: "fuck off that was a dip sneeze"

by Not a bitch sneeze September 17, 2015