OJ Simp

A man who gets every woman and kills them in there sleep, getting away with it.

OJ Simp: Pokimane, you should go to bed because I'm going to get my boi Johnny Cochran to talk about Chewbacca. *stabby stabby stabby*

by No, you don't get to know. June 21, 2020

Stealth Simp

A simp who simps behind the scenes. Lowkey simping without anyone knowing; borderline stalking.

Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.

by Str8F4cts June 8, 2020

Schrödinger's SIMP

A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."

Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"

by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020

simp-off

When two people battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

Person 1: I'm totally gonna turn you into a simp
Person 2: it's a simp-off then!

by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020

Simp tax

Paying a premium subscription for a an e-girl's nudes, discord, personal contact or shoutout, etc.

Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.

Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.

by feins September 11, 2020

Charlotte simp

*not a joke
Someone/something that experiences or shows signs of puppy love or obsessive love-type behavior towards an individual named Charlotte. (Usually a lesbian or bisexual)

Alexis looks like such a Charlotte simp.

by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021

#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.

Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.

by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020