by Andrea Jean May 25, 2011
Get the ruded mug.the act of lighting your playmates nose on fire on christmas and them forcing them to suck your dick while the nose is still lit.
by mind invasion June 20, 2011
Get the rudolph the red boned reindeer mug.The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.
by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011
Get the Rude witty mug.RUDP stands for Retarded Urban Dictionary Post, it is a personal post on urban dictionary that is irrelevant to everyone else, and thus spam such as Rdog (which is posted as a description of some chicks best friend).
by Call me Boudacios Bill September 19, 2011
Get the RUDP mug.Verb {past participle, past tense of Rudy} - To be trapped in a conversation which seemingly takes hours to conclude, during which time you find yourself wishing that the stuttering clown that is talking to you would simply blow your brains out to quell the agony brought on by the idiotic discussion.
In all cases, the conversation leads nowhere and is an absolute waste of 17 minutes of your time (minimum).
Overhearing colleges being 'Rudied' may also cause you to lose concentration, take up heavy alcohol/drug use or drive you to abuse your wife and rape your best friends sister.
In all cases, the conversation leads nowhere and is an absolute waste of 17 minutes of your time (minimum).
Overhearing colleges being 'Rudied' may also cause you to lose concentration, take up heavy alcohol/drug use or drive you to abuse your wife and rape your best friends sister.
Engineer 1: What coating should I specify on this part?
Engineer 2: Better check with Rudy.
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Engineer 1: Hey Rudy, what coating would you suggest I use to protect this part from corrosion?
Rudy: Well -ahhh, baahhdaaadada, ummmm wellahhhhadadadada...... AHhahaaa Zinc... Cadmium... Ahhhhdadaaaaa....
(23 minutes later)
Engineer 1: You son of a bitch! That got me nowhere!! I was in there for 20 minutes!! We’re supposed to be best friends! Why would you send me in there to get Rudied?!
Engineer 2: I know... I heard the whole thing... My bad bro… Hey, where does your sister live again?
Engineer 2: Better check with Rudy.
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Engineer 1: Hey Rudy, what coating would you suggest I use to protect this part from corrosion?
Rudy: Well -ahhh, baahhdaaadada, ummmm wellahhhhadadadada...... AHhahaaa Zinc... Cadmium... Ahhhhdadaaaaa....
(23 minutes later)
Engineer 1: You son of a bitch! That got me nowhere!! I was in there for 20 minutes!! We’re supposed to be best friends! Why would you send me in there to get Rudied?!
Engineer 2: I know... I heard the whole thing... My bad bro… Hey, where does your sister live again?
by LongDistance123 October 26, 2012
Get the Rudied mug.A Fascist bastard responsible for the Lybian genocide killing more then 300 000 lybians especially women and children as an act of supremacy. He murdered many people but all you'll hear is the genocides commited by turkey. What a cock sucker
by a dutchbag November 8, 2012
Get the Rudolfo Graziniani mug.1. The act of consuming so much Fuddruckers that you start to question your entire existence.
2. Consuming so much Fuddruckers you want to kill yourself.
3. Spending an uncomfortable night on the toilet.
2. Consuming so much Fuddruckers you want to kill yourself.
3. Spending an uncomfortable night on the toilet.
by Hharlie Cerrera September 30, 2013
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