Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.
As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.
by DenGonzo December 9, 2012
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Awgh man..... You just left a pootyfart didn't you...
My pootyfart brings all the girls to the yard...
My pootyfart brings all the girls to the yard...
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A device used to extract stools out of the rectum.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.
"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.
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