double pirate

a dumbass wearing two eyepatches

dude 1: hey dude check out that guy standing there, i think he's wearing two eyepatches

dude 2: omg hes a double pirate

dude 1: hahah what a weirdo, i think he's just sleepy

by heh? August 11, 2007

Pirate Squad

The hottest rap crew on the face of the earth.

Reppin the P. Squad to the '03 nigga!

by Stanko June 13, 2003

Pirate Lube

to lubricate the anal orifice in preparation for anal intercourse by means of expectorating saliva into the valley of the buttocks.

He Pirate Lubed me
That was a good Pirate Lubing

by PullMyLever August 11, 2008

Mad pirate

A mad pirate is when you cum shot a girl in an eye and then kick her in the shin and then run away so she is limping after you with one eye.

Kayla was a very mad pirate last night.

by Bubbleblower123 May 16, 2016

patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr

Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho

by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017

Pirate Fan

A deranged maniac that is too blinded by ignorance to realize the awesomness of ninjas. Side effects include: lameness, inability to make smart choices, etc.

Guy: "That guy is such a loser."
Guy's friend: "You mean he's a pirate fan?"

by ninjas rock January 4, 2012

Pirate Shirt

Those shirts with large bold horizontal stipes with a two color pattern. Usually from Abercrombie, Aeropostale, and other such stores. However, beware of wannabe pirate shirts. You can tell the difference by how large the stripes are and how gay they look in it.

"Dude, your pirate shirt is totally off the Captain's hook!"

"you're gay."

by GordoGato38 May 19, 2009