Its a spatula.
Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
by there-once-was-a-guy-named-fez March 5, 2018

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
by Afakename June 27, 2024

is a utensil for eating food.
by st4rr3y eyes April 14, 2023

Just a normal spoon.
he's a big star in Spoonland and he tries to apeal to human odiance.
he does no sapport fork rights.
he has an addiction to heroine but he tries his bast.
he has sosial madia look fo him
he's a big star in Spoonland and he tries to apeal to human odiance.
he does no sapport fork rights.
he has an addiction to heroine but he tries his bast.
he has sosial madia look fo him
by Germaya Spoon April 26, 2019

Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.
by Sub-hub June 19, 2021

by NortherNGaming September 7, 2016

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.
"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."
by A Single Bean January 29, 2022
