Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January
by BarackOchungus January 29, 2025
when a girl says she has a said boyfriend she means it's a boy who acts as her boyfriend but isn't they are most likely friend with romantic benefits
"Oh is that Leah's new boyfriend?"
"Nah, they aren't even dating."
"Hm, it's giving said boyfriend lol"
"Nah, they aren't even dating."
"Hm, it's giving said boyfriend lol"
by ilovemenlollol333 December 22, 2021
A retard "Well I see why..."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
by 𝘋𝘢𝘺𝘴 October 01, 2021
Girlfriend: Oh I expect you to win in Catan against my brother! He won again and laughed in my face..
Boyfriend: I'll be a good boyfriend and revenge you!
Boyfriend: I'll be a good boyfriend and revenge you!
by kevinka19 January 06, 2022