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when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self
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Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
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being mindful

being gay, fruity, a lesbian, a gay man
That man is being mindful!”
“Yes, that man loves men.”
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Wakening Mind Spasms

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain
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piece of mind

Cranial tranquility dat comes from either "having a girl in every port" or knowing dat you possess "holstered insurance".
Madea claimed dat --- by her being able to "get her Glock" at any time dat she felt da need for it --- she gained piece of mind regarding "da getters gettin' her"; judging by her perpetually-tense-'n'-temperish emotional state, however, I seriously wonder if said easy access to powerful weaponry actually had much if any calming effect on her.
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"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
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skippy ass mind

Someone who is out of it. Clearly not thinking straight, and needs to come back down to earth before they get fucked up.
“ Did he really think he could say that to you? I don’t know but he must be out his skippy ass mind”
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