She is everything to me, she is my squiggle muffin
by rockerchic2796 February 10, 2011
by Troyiskewl September 10, 2018
“your so bad at this get muffined”
by yassssssqueennnn August 23, 2021
A "cute" way of calling someone a slut. A non-offensive term to discribe someones promiscuous behavior.
Hannah Montana is not a skuttle muffin she is not a slut
Paris Hilton is a skuttle muffin because of her promiscuous behavior.
Paris Hilton is a skuttle muffin because of her promiscuous behavior.
by Kaytee strapon May 02, 2011
While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.
His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.
by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023
a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)
Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.
So you got yourself a hood muffin.
So you got yourself a hood muffin.
by RealRootbeer March 08, 2016
Pertaining to a theoretically mentally disabled girl, who is not actually diagnosed with a mental disorder, but acts like it, whom cannot for whatever reason obtain a license, and who might run into something oblivious while driving without a license. i.e. a garage.
That girl is such a stoop-muffin, I wonder what happened to her.
ME: Wow, did you see that car crash?
Person: No??
ME: Thats because she crashed into a garage... what a stoop-muffin..
ME: Wow, did you see that car crash?
Person: No??
ME: Thats because she crashed into a garage... what a stoop-muffin..
by BaaaxerLips101 April 21, 2009