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May 25

May 25 is slap ass day. You can slap everyone’s ass without them getting mad.
What’s on May 25?”

“It’s slap ass day! You can slap everyone’s ass.”
by Mrs anonymous November 2, 2019
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May 23rd

It’s May 23rd I get my girlfriend nude all night
by Idkaname7285 May 23, 2022
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May 4

Person 1: Today it's May 4th, the day when I have to kiss my crush. Can I kiss you?
Person 2: If it's that day... Yeah
by brokees April 30, 2019
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May 30th

did you hear about that international break your arm day? it’s may 30th this year! i heard they’re doing it to make the amount of broken arms and legs the same.
by lily470 May 20, 2021
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may 16th

A song by Lagwagon on the CD "Let's Talk About Feelings"
wooooooooooooo I love listening to May 16th!!!
by Danagizzzzzzzle April 26, 2008
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May 6th

National randomly start stomping yur feet day. Lets make an earthquake and impeach trump pervs!!!
Wow! I can belive its May 6th!
by DefiningGravity January 2, 2020
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may 20

national give-a-short-yellow-person-with-a-big-nose-all-your-chocolate day
“what day is it?”
“may 20, why?”
run.”
by disgusting freak October 20, 2019
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