LIFE FOUL

(noun) a socially unacceptable action made in any setting; similar to a party foul except much more innaprope; this term must always be said in a loud voice or typed in all caps to insinuate a loud voice.

black girl: aww i love you nigga! haha
white girl: haha call me nigger again! like seriously!
black girl: wow girl *shakes head* LIFE FOUL!

by HabrielleGarris December 27, 2009

Life Jacker

One who tries to 1-up what you do.

A person who is trying to live YOUR life like it's theirs.

A Hater.

You: Hey, I'm going on tour with my band this summer on the West Coast!

Them: I'm going on a WORLD wide tour with my band.

You: *thinking to self* I swear he is such a life jacker.

by Karma Eve March 11, 2010

Life is Like Soup

some say life is like soup, you only get blown if your hot

Bro 1: If life is like soup then i stayed in the microwave too long

by californiav-necksforlife May 10, 2012

Life is shit!

Means life is simply shit.

Guard 1: "Life is shit!"
Guard 2: "Yeah, well what can you do?"

From XXX movie with Vin Diesel

by Yetita January 26, 2017

Life's a Bihać

As opposed to its counterpart "Life's a bitch," this phrase is used after an unexpected series of pleasant or positive events have taken place. Used to describe the way life sometimes takes a positive turn when we least expect it. Bihać refers to Zoran Bihać, a German Film Director famous for his positive attitude.

Your friend: "I just got promoted and won the lottery in the same day!"

You: "Life's a Bihać."

by jvcmooks August 30, 2020

Life Block

When you want to get a life, but instead stay in bed all day.

I really want to go to that party, but i have Life Block.

by tohkeyo January 8, 2015

Life Pain

The emotional and or mental pain one feels from events happening in their life at any given time.

Measured on a daily basis, on a 1-10 scale, 10 being worst. Things that contribute to Life Pain would include girlfriends/wives, kids, job, self-image, substance abuse etc.

So today my wife tells me she's leaving me, my car asploded on the freeway, and I found out my kid is snorting more coke than Scarface. Yeah my life pain is about a 9/10 today. How's yours?

by Onyx July 19, 2005