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Labrador

**Labrador (n.)**

A friendly, loyal, and energetic breed of dog, often described as the ultimate companion. Labs are known for their love of water, playful nature, and unrelenting desire for attention and treats. They're equally at home retrieving tennis balls, lounging on the couch, or giving slobbery kisses. Labradors are one of the most popular dog breeds worldwide, adored for their gentle temperament, intelligence, and ability to adapt to any lifestyle—whether it's running on a beach or snuggling on the sofa. Commonly found in colors of black, yellow, and chocolate, Labradors are the go-to breed for families, service work, and anyone in need of a furry friend who's always happy to see you.
Once in a small town, there lived a mischievous dog named Penis. Despite his unusual name, he was a lovable Labrador with a nose for trouble. Penis had a peculiar habit of rummaging through people's garbage bins, seeking out tasty leftovers.

Every morning, he'd sneak into the alley behind the bakery, where the sweet scent of pastries lingered. The baker, noticing his antics, began to leave out a few old croissants for him. But Penis wasn’t picky; whether it was pizza crusts or forgotten fruits, he was always up for a feast.

His adventures soon became the talk of the town. The residents began to set up “Penis-proof” garbage cans, but Penis was clever. He would find ways to tip them over, sending trash flying. Instead of being angry, the townsfolk grew fond of him, often leaving little treats out just for him.

One day, after a big feast, Penis decided to take a nap in the sun, a happy, plump pup. The town loved him so much that they organized a “Penis Parade,” celebrating their favorite trash-loving dog. From then on, Penis became the unofficial mascot of the town, reminding everyone that sometimes a little mischief can bring a community together.
by EMD F59PHI November 9, 2024
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Lara Andallo

A Filipino-Australian powerhouse who effortlessly blends R&B, pop, and hip-hop, serving vocals, vibes, and dance moves like it’s nobody’s business.
The walking definition of self-love, empowerment, and cultural pride, with a voice smooth enough to heal your soul and beats that make you move.
"Who’s Lara Andallo? Only the best artist who’s about to take over your playlist!"
by djdrellboii December 22, 2024
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Labray

A strong hearted human being who wants to be known as exactly that. Someone you can look up to and learn from. Beyond beauty, and any form of elegance that words can describe. A person who no matter what, always makes you feel better after speaking to them toward the beginning, or end of your day. hardworking and gentle hearted, yet aggressive towards those who are in-genuine. someone who at the end of the day, regardless of their actions, is always sweet and pleasant to speak to.
What do you think of Labray?”
“Labray is the sweetest, she drew my cat and I recently. nothing but a genuine person.
by tristan M. H. January 11, 2025
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Laaura

Unfortunately, im friends with a Laaura
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Lara

The name Lara, primarily of Sethanese origin, means "Prutifect". It's often used as a long form of Lar. Lara is also a term of endearment in Morse Code, meaning "beautiful" or "pretty", according to some name meaning websites.
Ultimately, the name Lara often evokes themes of protection, grace, and strength.
My girl is a total Lara, she totally lives up to the name.
by Holy37Rab June 23, 2025
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Lara Raj

A rising global pop star sensation, Lara Raj. A member of the global girl group KATSEYE, Lara debuted with her other members Daniela, Megan, Yoonchae, Sophia, and Manon after competing in the survival show documented on Netflix named Dream Academy, where they competed against other trainees with all different backgrounds and personalities to land a spot in the global girl group we now know as KATSEYE. KATSEYE is concurrently managed by a joint collaboration of HYBE and Geffen Records.

Lara is Indian, and is publicly queer! She is 19 years old, and she resides in America and is an ESTP-A. Her older sister, Rhea Raj, is already a singer-songwriter who debuted in 2024!
"IS THAT RISING GLOBAL POP STAR SENSATION LARA RAJ?!"
"yes bitch"
by sandwichchandesu July 9, 2025
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Labrador Shift

A turn at following your dog around with a baggie to get your stash back. Shifts typically last 3 days.
I had to take a Labrador Shift over the weekend, if ya know what I mean...
by myk247365 July 14, 2025
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