Lobsters

A rich persons version of crabs.

Donald Trump got lobsters after he hired a prostitute.

by qweef shady June 20, 2011

lobster

White people. They tan on our Hawaiian (or ANY of the) beaches and turn red. Just like lobsters. They're also hella annoying and think they're so great...until they meet their fiery red death.

Walk faster, there's a lobster stumbling over. Dumb FLOP

by bumbaiWUT July 29, 2011

New England Lobster Tail

When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.

Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"

Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."

by Spick January 18, 2008

Lobsterback

its after you doggy-style someone

J: You are a dirty lobsterback!
A: I know I am! You got my back all red after last night. Do me up the butt again?

by wadworldlovers May 20, 2009

Lobster Butter

When your lobster is much to dry, so you need to slather on some condiments. The best condiment to use is Butter.

Man my S'pollo team was denied access to its name, so we decided to lather it up with lobster butter.

by Bobby Anspach March 9, 2004

lobe

adj. giving credit to something worthy of respect.

v. method of travel when you're going to get high.

interj. express acknowledgement of departure

"Did you see the lobe ass on that girl?" -or- "Yeah, that was some lobe shit!"

"We're gonna lobe on over to D's house later."

"Talk to you soon brother." "Alright man, lobe."

by LB&G Rush June 14, 2004

lobotomy

if one is successfully able to insert their head into a menstrating vagina, making sure that the head is covered in blood

Congradulations, sir. Your lobotomy was an incredible success.

by Standford August 28, 2006