Legend Dale Jones other known as short midget man spawns commonly in Arkansas and is very aggressive for their size. They are known to move mountains, speak with animals, and other dwarvenly magic. As well as making makais get back to work.
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024
Get the Legend Dale Jonesmug. Da famous adventurer and crime-fighter who used his exceptionally-gaseous butt-trumpet as his signature weapon.
If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
Get the Windiana Jonesmug. If your guys are always pick me and blonde . Your entire personality is fake and so are those glasses and hair extension(s). Btw not everyone is talking about. Plus you’re not that smart, and need to shut up.
by WalleyWallet April 3, 2022
Get the Jonesmug. by HoBo Jones April 29, 2024
Get the HoBo Jonesmug. Katelyn jones is a wonderful girl who is an awsome listener and will love their partner like it’s their last time with them
by Katelyn James May 28, 2018
Get the katelyn jonesmug. Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
by Samsung8 May 8, 2023
Get the Amelia Jonesmug. by Unseamedpage8 October 6, 2016
Get the broderick jonesmug.