Jaafar Jackson 

He's the teenage son of Jackson 5 bassist Jermaine Jackson and Colombian hoe Alejandra Oaziaza. He's uber sexy and gets just as much attention from the teenage girls as his cousin Prince Jackson. He does karate and bought a stun gun online with a credit card. The boy is bad. He's also a model so you know he's fit. And it is Jaafar not Jaffar. Learn it.

OMJ! Did you see those pictures of Jaafar Jackson in Hawaii? HOT STUFF!

Jaafar Jackson by illnevertell999 July 6, 2010

Michael Jackson 

The sexiest man ever. Period. Done. Don't even try to deny it.

Have you seen Michael Jackson in gold pants? I get an orgy just thinking about it! -OOOOOOOH YEAAAHHH

Michael Jackson by R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON January 3, 2010

Andrew Jackson Jihad 

An excellent two-man band that began in Phoenix, AZ in 2004. Members are vocals/lead guitar Sean Bonnette and upright-bassist Ben Gallaty. Commonly classified as "folk punk". The lyrics focus on things such as social anxiety, poverty, humanity, religion, existentialism, and politics, as well as "serial killers, cigarettes, child abuse, and a vengeful Jesus". They often collaborate with other bands. Commonly abbreviated as AJJ.

"People", "Jesus Saves (God Hates Us All)" and "David J is a Siccness" are examples of Andrew Jackson Jihad songs.

Andrew Jackson Jihad by So-Called Person December 8, 2013

Lake Jackson 

A middle-class suburb located in Brazoria County, Texas. Population: 28,363ish. Many families were drawn to the area not due to the 'desirable' humidity, but the local DOW Chemical Plant in Freeport, Texas. Lake Jacksonites are well known for their active involvement in community-service organizations.

Local Area Highlights include (but are not limited to):
*Buc-ee's convenience stores
*Brazos Mall (Starplex 3)
*Wal*Mart Supercenter (Cleanest in the area)
*Over fifty churches (Something for everyone..)

"That chick is from Lake Jackson. She thinks she's all that just cuz they got the mall." said the dirty-fingernailed Sweeny girl, standing meagerly in denim cutoffs.

Lake Jackson by Best In Brazoria May 13, 2005

Michael Jackson 

the king of pop, a man that changed music forever (so stop hating, you know he's the man)

listen to all of his music, its all good

Michael Jackson by Goldeye March 15, 2005

Janet Jackson 

a fine ass momma who disappointed everyone by dating that midget jermaine dupri.

whoa! my girl bee-bee pulled a janet jackson by going out wit' dat loser!

Janet Jackson by ink September 1, 2003

Andrew Jackson 

Most badass of all the presidents. Truly and honestly didn't give a fuck about haters. He is the only president to have had an attempt on his life to fail, only to chase down his assailant and beat him down with a cane. If he lived today, his theme song would probably be "Get Back" by Ludacris

Shit. Andrew Jackson's gonna beat my ass if I don't do what he says!

Andrew Jackson by balla extraordinaire January 27, 2009