Happy screams

It’s like

Happy screams - I’m just gonna lend you my mom’s cosmo

by Goodsemeriten213 June 24, 2022

Subjective happiness

Happiness depending on the persons mind or an individuals perception for its existence.

Subjective happiness is what we all constantly live with, some just do with it better than others.

by That Realist Bitch November 8, 2019

happy vomit

1.) To be so happy you obnoxiously blurt out your overwhelming joy with others (typically on a subject no one cares about)
2.) To be so happy you overshare it to the point the miserable world around you wants to vomit when they see your disgustingly happy smile

1.) Jenny told me about her new boyfriend and happy vomitted all of her vacation photos
2.) After she shared the story of how he proposed I wanted to happy vomit up her happily ever after

by RS3LD November 6, 2017

happy panties

A description of the feeling of being so arroused that you experience moisture in your undergarments

OMG that pic just gave me some happy panties

by HP69 May 26, 2018

Happy Manholing

What you wish your gal pal when she tells you she is going on her first date with a guy she found on a dating app.

My friend: "I am meeting him for dinner."

Me: "Happy manholing!"

by Kahlua_C April 18, 2021

Happy yesterbirth

What you say to someone when it was their birthday yesterday but you forgot to wish them a happy birthday on the actual day

Guy 1: Happy yesterbirth, man!
Guy 5: If I had to kill either you or a ladybug, I wouldn't be able to decide

by 99coronasonawall June 2, 2020

chop happy

When a hairdresser cuts off way more hair than he/she said she would

Oh my god! My hair is so short. She got a little too chop happy

by Divine92 November 27, 2014