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Sludge Hammer

the act of defecating into your partners pantyhoes/stockings and beating him/her with it repeatedly
Me and my wife tonight will be trying out the good old sludge hammer
Sludge Hammer by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021

austin hammer 

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.

West Hammer 

A person who somehow manages to bring up the football club “West Ham” whenever it somehow relates to the conversation, or even when it doesn’t.
A: I thought I knew the material but still managed to fail the test, just totally froze.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.
West Hammer by JDicky November 2, 2021

gargantuan hammer 

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, that kid Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"

gargantuan hammer 

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"

Velvet Hammer

Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.

Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
Velvet Hammer by Jackyjim January 8, 2022