Steamed Ham

Being completely and utterly drunk to the point where you can't move and have to be carried places..

Holy shit man, I was a complete steamed ham last night..

by TaayBiy October 26, 2008

Group glazed ham

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass

We all gave her a group glazed ham

by Andrew November 6, 2004

Go Ham Sammich

Put da meat between yo buns.

-"Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sammich" -Jason Derulo

-Karen, Brittany, Carrie, Liz, Shea and Amy went ham sammich!

by keepitsafetysam June 25, 2014

mexican ham wallet

a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added

Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.

by beard core December 27, 2010

Carving the Christmas Ham

Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears

Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.

by KoWalk Kowski December 16, 2010

Armenian Ham Sandwich

When one folds the penis in half prior to coitus to simulate a thicker member.

Jim gave Jill an Armenian ham sandwich, because he's oh so small.

by Slappy McDouche April 7, 2008

hot ass and ham

a word used in expression to very rank smells

damn, it smells like hot ass and ham in here!

by Frmchs311 June 22, 2006