Silly Goose

A woman who flirts with you but then looses interest and rejects you once you catch feelings.

Connor: Bro, how is Lizzie doing?
Mark: No idea, she stopped snapping me. She is such a silly goose!

by SpicyTriangle July 28, 2022

Goose

The opposite of duck. Uncool, non-overpowered, goofy.

Wait, acting like that is hella goose.

by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 28, 2024

Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit

Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.

by ABigDD July 29, 2024

goose it

In the British Columbia interior to goose it means to open the throttle on a truck, car, ATV, or motorcycle. See also: mat it, send it, chooch it, floor it.

Officially the Coquihalla has a posted speed limit of 120 but in reality you can goose it at a buck sixty and still expect half the traffic to goose it past you.

by 5/97c August 17, 2023

Goose pooper

Definition: a term used to describe a person who pokes fun and taunts another sometimes but not always using goose poop on a stick

“Mom was a goose pooper growing up she could always get under my skin.”

by Goose poop expert December 10, 2020

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024