jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.

Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.

by dudey1312 June 19, 2009

Fester

Mainly designated as a person that stands up friends that are going to the Beer Festival. mainly they seem to be located in Knoxville, but can usually be found anywhere Beer is a bargain.

Dude...you beerfested me again! Whatever, that fester will never come down and wax your car. Did you get fested?

by Billy Joe Jim March 10, 2008

blues festival

The act of becoming innebriated to the point of losing all of one's worldly possesions, including (but not limited too) one's cowboy hat, shirt, cell phone and anal dignity. The blues festival is only culminated with passing out in a feces infested porta-potty.

"What did you do last weekend?"

"I took Jesus to the concert but he pulled a Blues Festival and I had no one to hang out with."

by karina Felix February 26, 2005

saj fest

derived from the term "sausage fest" - when there is a greater penis to vaginal ratio within a group of people at any one time.

Richard could not help but notice that this was indeed a saj fest

by rossm2012 September 6, 2012

Festering

A common tendancy to be homosexual.

"That person is a Festering whorebag!!"

by decayingcorpse May 17, 2003

Clown fiesta

A term used by the league of legends community

Ex. 1 you spawn, you fight, you spawn, and fight again, one team is dead for too long and you win the game

Ex. 2 Slug fest, all out brawl, dirty team death match

alt. Ex. 1 An ugly group of individuals who work together

"This team is a clown fiesta"
"That team fight was a clown fiesta"
"This game is a clown fiesta"

by Reshind August 21, 2016

Sausage fest

A night for the guys to hang without any chicks.

Hay, there is a sausage fest on Friday!

by Stick E January 20, 2007