The Foosball Kid

A Foosball Player of Legendary status. This player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. This player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. Their extreme Foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. Also known as the "Albino Thunder".

Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!

by SizzlinSalmon January 11, 2013

Kid-Thing

A male glasses wearing humanoid beetween the ages of 13-19 who displays odd social tendencies including the inability to tuck in their shirt, a voice way deeper than they have any buisness having, the power to lurk in the darkness with Batman-like prescison, enjoys eating peanut butter out of a bucket, and several other bizzare social quirks. Native to wooded areas in Vermont. Reportedly whispers "Scream for me" into victims ear before attacking. A kid thing can get as tall a 5'4 at peak maturity.

I think that Kid-Thing ate my moonpies.

by $ Coin Money $ January 16, 2012

Twinkie the kid

A person that is constantly masturbating insinuating he is more cream filled than a Twinkie.

Ryan: Nick is Kyle coming out tonight?

Nick: No I can't get Twinkie the kid away from the computer.

by HatersRInTheBuilding November 20, 2011

Skell Kid

A dirty person who wastes their life on wanting to do nothing but get high all day. Do all kinds of drugs and smoke cigarettes to look cool.

Look at those Skell Kids standing on the corner smoking. Look at these fucking Skell Kids... So pathetic.

by Not Skell Kid November 4, 2011

Bike Kids

Irish 9-year-olds who pretend they're 13, who wear full tracksuits and cycle around posh parts of Dublin pretending they own everything. Genuinely idiots whos parents didn't raise them properly.

Oh fuck not those Bike Kids again

by AguyWhoIsNOTcalledEric December 17, 2020

Fortnite Kid

-spends massive amount of money on added content for video games like shark cards,gems and ect. -wears glasses -mouth always open while doing nothing -saying the nword while being the white friend in the friend group -gap between the 2 front teeth like bugs bunny.

Did you see that fortnite kid.

by pussydestoryers9000s November 20, 2020

Cowboy Kid

A Cowboy kid is someone who’s parent/guardian is a figure of authority. (Police Officer, Judge, Secretary of State.) They are often known for their mischief or pattern of behavior.

That cowboy kid sure gets in a lot of trouble;
Hey look!!; there goes that cowboy kid

by J-dog28 January 6, 2021