don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

a statement used to intimidate those who are less than you.

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

by myheartsagun February 9, 2012

I don't give a fuck

What a person desperate to convince other people they don't give a fuck what anybody thinks says.

Sarcastic asshole-I don't give a fuck is a good thing to say around somebody you're trying to distract.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2018

don't trip, money grip!

Relax dude; Relax, you have cash. "Don't trip" derived from the 60's slang acid trip where drug users suffered pharma hallucinations and profound, sustained reality detachment.

Money grip is dual use term for a person generically, and also a person holding cash. From hold comes grip.

Person A: God Damn! Have you seen the price of Bubbalicious?! 35 cents? For a Pack?! Daaaaammmmn!

Person B: Don't trip, money grip! and buy me a pack of grape! Damn you're cheap. For realz and with all those benjamins clogging your ass!

by T-Beeze May 2, 2008

something you don't want

a very bad outcome; serious trouble or a big mess; a beatdown.

"Dude you keep saying that and you're gonna get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone May 13, 2005

don't just be about it, be about it

dont just say you will do something, actually take it upon yourself to complete the task at hand

person 1: im goin to talk to that girl one day and make her mine
person2: well, "don't just be about it, be about it"

by Aguilar March 30, 2009

Don't touch my junk!

Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.

Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.

TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..."
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"

Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"

JT - Don't touch my junk!"

by alexgb72 November 19, 2010

Don't stick ya dick in that

The opposite of the popular phrase, "any hole is the goal".
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.

Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams

-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers

-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener

Clam: exists
Aidan: "Don't stick ya dick in that"

by Toblerones April 14, 2021