Featureless Crotch 

When someone's crotch has no genitals.

I think you also have a smooth, featureless crotch like a Ken doll.

Featureless Crotch by Victorio115 October 1, 2020

face to crotch correlation 

phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.

Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...

face to crotch correlation by niggman star33 November 9, 2011

cotton crotch

The dry-mouth sensation that spreads through the vagina (oochie) because of over absorption of the tampon.

"Dammmn Meredith, Have you ever had cotton crotch"
"No...what the heck is that TRISHA?!"
"You know, when your crotch is all dried out when you have your period"
"Wow, must be an itchy week."

cotton crotch by Trisha DUDETTE March 20, 2006

arabian crotch welter

The act of having sex with your partner and at the point of orgasm you pull out a fully automatic air gun, putting it in there and firing it until she thoroughly notices it.

-extra points for hiding the gun and denying it!!

My bottom bitch is gonna be pissin' pellets for a week after I give her an Arabian crotch welter

arabian crotch welter by super lard cow March 4, 2011

Sour Crotch 

When a young lady has their sex partner lick their vag, they will find that her vagina juice has a funky taste also know as sour crotch

Kyle made an unpleasent face when he discrovered that amy had a sour crotch

Sour Crotch by QS&k May 8, 2007

sadie rotten crotch 

An especially heinous female, characterized by flat-chested figure, marked deterioration of birdlike facial features, suspicious odor, and the mistaken impression that she can hang.

Did you see that chick Jay is dating? She's a real Sadie Rotten Crotch.

sadie rotten crotch by mizter fuz April 11, 2005

Puddin' Crotch 

When you are having intercourse with a woman who possibly has the reputation of being mushy and unsatisfactory like pudding. Pudding crotch is often caused by excessive whoreish type behavoirs leading males to ponder if the girl has any hope of returning to even remotely close to her previous form.

Guy 1: Yo dog last night was ruff!
Guy 2: What ya mean bra?
Guy 1: I accidently hooked up with some puddin' crotch
Guy 2: I hope you scrubbed hard this morning bra
Guy 1: Bra for sure

Puddin' Crotch by pelio September 26, 2006