Covid-19

A lame ass virus that needs to just fuckoff somewhere over the rainbow where the fuck offs run wild and free

Wow you seriously have covid-19

by mr.fiercefierce December 1, 2021

COVIDance

When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "

by Doc_X September 21, 2020

Covid DJ

A person with no musical talent or taste who was bored during Covid and learned how to DJ from YouTube.

I have zero musical training but that didn’t stop me from becoming a Covid DJ

by Watacanga May 15, 2025

Thats Covid

A slang means "wow that sucks but it is what it is"
Used when something bad happens for no reason

An example of thats covid would be used in this scenario
Girl: "Man i dropped my ice cream on the floor"
Boy: "Damn that covid"

by thatscovid19 May 13, 2020

covid bait

A person with one or more visible risk factors for severe Covid-19 illness, especially if the factors are within the individual's ability to mitigate.

Jerry's over 300 pounds and I saw him sharing smokes with the other factory workers. That guy is covid bait, it's just a matter of time.

by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021

Covid intelligence

Someone who’s well educated on Covid from following YouTube medical professionals.

Sarah knows everything about Covid! She even shares her own medical advice on a YouTube channel. If you want to know how masks really work, watch her episode on masking is stupid.

Don’t listen to her, she’s a real Covidiot that’s lost her mind. She also believes the earth is flat. She lacks any Covid intelligence.

by Maybe so 2222 January 25, 2023

COVID-boomer(s)

What we call babies born in 2021, when a pandemic due to COVID-19 happened in 2020 and everyone was locked up at home or "quarantined", in result sexual activities arose in a home setting or backseat of a car or some wilderness escape trip to some national park (because this was still considered "social-distancing") between partners and created babies and shit. You get the gist. They may have been wearing masks...but i guess condoms weren't as important.

Did you see Kevin's new baby?!

Oh yeah, you mean his COVID-boomer(s)?

Yes, dude I know so many COVID-boomers, it's crazy!

by MellyGumtang September 13, 2020