Covided

When a girl is blowing you and you pull out and bust in her nose and punch her in both eyes
Did you see Martha I think she is sick. Nah she got covided last night
by Hennebadger November 12, 2020
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covided

When a project has been canceled due to the novel corona virus
"is this project still alive, or has it been covided?"
by Uncle Henry II May 21, 2020
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yeah broski i was covided by your step-ladder
by tropiccc June 16, 2021
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Covided

Using a fake pandemic to get out of anything that you don't want to do.
"Bitch on Tinder just covided me."
"Trump successfully covided a tax scam by contracting, then defeating a fake virus."
by Fast Phily October 07, 2020
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Covided

A revided* and Co-Governed ` Neo-Indigenous ~ PRovidivision* aka philosovariant* of Covid-Response ~ a descriptor of Covidaption* ~ the War-LIKE choice made in *PEACE* between *MONEY!* especially International Travel, Tourism & Labor Diaspora aka Eco-Culturecide ~ *NOW* ~ New ODDer* Whirled ~ now with Pathogenocidal* SPREADING tendencies ~ Ultimate Cost : Zoiacide aka *Life*Death ~ and Zoidiasosis ~ a more complicated PRosphilos* ~ Saving *Life*Itself ...

*revided = like re-sided and re-vised, a division that's been Re'd
*PRovidivision = Positively Reframed Division Provision for the purposes of GOOD* Public Relations
*Philosovariant = a new 'strain' of philosophy ~ example below ~

*Covidaption = Covid-Driven Human Rapidaption or Rapid Adaptation for Surthrival*

*ODDer = Oppositional Defiant Disorderd* ~ Opposed, for the sake of Opposition
*Pathogenocidal = Sick to Death ...

*PRosphilos = Public Relations Positively Reframed Philosophy ~ not unlike Philosovariant ... Bound to Happen in a FREE Market ... new *Right-Wing-Narrative Disruptor word # 31,001

"Provision must also be made to ensure that everyone who really has something to say, expressing new ideas or giving new form or basis to known ideas, shall be given a hearing in the right quarters."

- Frankie 'Future of Man' Warner 1944
The various Communities' of the Village were Covided about what their Town Hall should be used for
by PartisanZ July 06, 2023
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Covid Tan

Having a tan line horizontally across your face, due to wearing a face mask
I looked in the mirror when I got back home and noticed I have a covid tan right across my face!
by Jumpinjaxx7 March 10, 2021
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Covid roach

People named owen like roaches when they have covid
Owen has a new fetish of being a covid roach
by Braydendecker May 31, 2022
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