Chocolate Toothbrush

When you visit your dentist for a ADA approved 6-month cleaning only to have him perform anal sex while you are under general anesthesia. The dentist then places his penis into the oral cavity of the patient as he returns from unconsciousness.

I visited my dentist for a 6-month cleaning only to awake from anesthesia with a chocolate toothbrush in my mouth

by Dr. Gingiva March 10, 2010

Chocolate pudding

A sweet chocolate flavored custard-like pudding usually thickened with flour rather than eggs.

Pudding, sometimes shortened to "pud" /pʊd/ - any various soft sweet desserts thickened usually with flour and baked or boiled or steamed.

Person 1: "What are we having for dessert?"
Person 2: "Chocolate pud".
Person 3: "YES! I LOVE chocolate pudding!"

by Narocia Volkov March 17, 2017

Chocolate rocket

The erected phallus of any black male whose genitalia are of an acceptable size or larger.

Justin: Did you get all up on that chocolate rocket last night?
Britney: It was more of a chocolate model rocket...
Justin: So yes.

by Lexac3000 May 26, 2009

chocolate dusting

(Verb) A sexual act or ritual specifically pertaining to the deliberate, direct inhalation of flatulence. The term coined amidst the Trump Regime of America.

John has scarred many women due to his disturbing and constant chocolate dusting habit.

by Thatsdrjunior2u May 14, 2018

Chocolate iceberg

See Poo.

He did a chocolate iceberg.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

chocolate jesus

Similar to the filthy Sanchez but with one major difference. After you've engaged in anal sex you don't just draw the mustache, you give them the full beard.

I gave your sister the chocolate Jesus last night.

Really, how'd she take it?

I don't remember cause after i left i got struck by lightning.

by DjinnNTawnik June 26, 2007

chocolate kiss

A chocolate kiss is the act of deliberately incorrectly wiping your asshole, so that the next time you are recieving a rim job your partner gets some hershey stains on his lips and teeth. This transaction is known as a chocolate kiss, and although involantary in most cases can sometimes be done deliberately by either person for enhanced pleasure or for revenge.

1) Wait until Duke finds out that I have prepped my asshole for a chocolate kiss

2) Although it took me 3 weeks to clean the corn out of my teeth, I really enjoyed it when I gave Doc a chocolate kiss. What a fantastic birthday present, and a fantastic boyfriend I have.

by TGSMaverick January 11, 2006